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AND THE WINNERS ARE

The list of winners for the worst songs ever is a very long list indeed.

Narrowing it down was not an easy task. The squeaky short version of the top 100 worst songs of all time, and the reasons why. There are only TEN:

1.Umbrella by Rihanna. She’s a model, she’s a singer, and she doesn’t wear clothes to relative’s weddings. This song was so overplayed in 2007, that every hits station across the universe was playing it until our ears started bleeding. It isn’t safe to use an umbrella ever again. “Umbrella, umbrella, umbrella.”

2.You Oughta Know by Alanis Morissette. Female angst is alive and well! Alanis certainly was not shy about letting us know that her boyfriend did her wrong in her tell all song. He used her and she got back at him in a massive bad way.

3.Hangin’ Tough by New Kids on the Block. Anything they did was dripping with sugary- sweetness that sentTiny girls into a fury. The song goes on and on and doesn’t convince anyone that they are hangin’ tough. What’s worse is they’re staging a comeback like the Spice Girls tried to do.

4.Rock Me Amadeus by Falco. This song was seriously overplayed in the 1980′s. Possibly the only reason this song was hit making material was it’s over simplistic approach to writing style. Ranks right up there with the simplistic style of the hit song “Umbrella.”

5.The End by the Doors. While listening to The End, you actually got to the point where you wished it would end already. Disc jockeys the world over could play this record and get a long deserved bathroom break.

6.I’ve Never Been To Me by Charlene. I’m all for self-discovery but this song drips incredibly selfish tones that makes a person run for the radio and throw it in the nearest garbage can. This was so bad the cat hid under the basement stairs with her paws over her ears!

7.Feelings by Morris Albert. Tremendous feelings rise up from the pit of one’s stomach on this incredibly overwrought song. It’s too much drippiness to handle at once. Possibly betteras a girl group song dancing to some get with it, jiggy music.

8.She’s Like the Wind Patrick Swayze. A hard body like this coming out with a super feelings song! It was too much to bear when Patrick did this song. He can dance like the wind, but sorry to state Patrick can’t sing like the wind. His movies are meant to be watched by drooling female fans that’ll always remember his classic dirty dancing.

9.We Built This City by Jefferson Starship, or was it Jefferson Airplane? Maybe it was just the Starship by 1985 when this song came out. It wasabsolutelyout of context for the group and an obvious last chance at trying to make a comeback. Grace Slick wassuperior at baring her soul for rock and roll in past hits such as “Go Ask Alice” It was actually a sad song to hear her partake in.

10.This last choice was really hard to make. So, I’m calling it a tie between “Afternoon Delight” by the Starland Vocal Band, and David Hasselhoff’s “Looking for Freedom.” Equally as bad, these songs take the heart out of what music is meant to do, make a person feel good. These two songs make a person cringe. Didn’t someone tell the Hoff he couldn’t sing?

There are so many more really bad songs. The list is endless.